Forum: Jokes

A Catholic Priest, a Protestant Minister and a Rabbi were arguing on who's religion was the best. They decided that each should go in a forest, find...

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Greek Planet Forum > Greek Planet Discussions "????????" > Jokes - Strange Things JIMMYJUMP Dec 17 2007, 03:43 PM .??? ??...

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still...

a man goes to the doctor and says "doc, i got a problem, everytime i do a number 2, it smells like licorice" the doc sends him for some tests, and...

If man evolved from monkeys and apes......Why do we still have monkeys and apes ?? Cheers Ray ;D ;D ;D

The Day The Penis Asked for a raise. I, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons, I do physical labour, i work at great depths, i...

;D Hi All, I hope this does not sound familiar An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His...

If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this...

I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and...

;D ;D ;D ~ The Blind Salesman ~ A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which...

When i was born god gave me 2 choices. The first was a huge penis and the 2nd was a good memory. I can't remember what i chose.

One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside of a monastery. A monk came out and invited the...

Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend? asked Jane's best friend. Why shouldn't I? Jane inquired. Well,...

::) ::) ::) ' A generation ago most men who finished a day's work needed rest : Now they need exercise '

;D ;D ;D "Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please ?" "But I've given you 10 glasses of water already !" "Yes, but the bedroom...

The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results Show that accidents can be reduced by as much...

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President...

One Maori says to another: "hey bro, what's a Hindu?"

an aussie bloke is sitting in the pub enjoying a quiet schooner, when an american comes over and kicks him in the head, "thats a flykick from china."...

I found this really funny its not fake either its in regents park - sydney =D